sunoos_blonde_hair

a girl from TikTok that used to be a straight tiktoker but now a full-time kpop stan. her ult biases are sunoo, sunghoon and heeseung

exp:
girl 1: so who is your fav tiktoker

girl 2: oh, mine?
girl 1: yeah
girl 2: oh its sunoos_blonde_hair
girl 1: oh mine too!!!

by your local kpop stan April 27, 2021

namjoons_blonde_mullet

A tiktoker who's constantly posting about Namjoon or JYP. She says she doesn't like JYP but I'm starting to think it's a lie.

I swear if this bitch Namjoons_blonde_mullet post about jyp again

by Ndudjsbahshsha May 27, 2021

Bubble Blonde

The final boss of girls. A woman with a bubble butt and beautiful blonde hair. Likely has all sorts of men and women falling at her feet. If you see a Bubble Blonde, feel free to approach, but prepare for rejection.

"Man, look at that girl!"
"Wow. She's a total Bubble Blonde."
"I'm gonna ask her out!"
"Good luck. You'll need it."

by SteveFrancis5-42- June 1, 2021

Bottle blonde b!tch

A female who acts as if outward attractiveness is an excuse for inward ugliness.

"This bottle blonde b!tch argued with the professor for the whole hour and we didn't learn anything."

by odessa wittgenstein July 1, 2021

armins.blonde.hair

An amazing person who is very hot and is slightly famous wveeyone is in love with her and this is definitely not them writing this!! Armins.blonde.hair has a terrible obsession with armin arlert from aot and is rlly funny!!

IS THAT armins.blonde.hair?!!!! SHES SO COOL AND AMAZING IM SUVH A #simp

armins.blonde.hair has an obsession with armin…. But shes rlly funny
Did you hear??! armins.blonde.hair got to 11.1k FOLLOWERS!! SHES SO #famous uwu

by Milk and cookies 🍪 August 5, 2021

Cock blogger

A cock blocker on-line.
A person who blogs about roosters.

Guy 1: why are you posting pics of me and my ex on IG.

Guy 2: so my sister can stop flirting with you.
Guy 1: you friggin Cock blogger!

by Steven Stephalonavich September 24, 2021

Speedo Bloggerism

A controversial practice wherein a speedo-clad blogger watches a video of himself being insulted and then transcribes the insult verbatim on his personal blog.

See also: Self-own

When someone made a video calling him technically incompetent, Jiff ran to the keyboard and committed a rather ironic act of speedo bloggerism.

by Jiffy Landmine November 3, 2021