Smartest Mofo ever
Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
Person 1 "Yo do you know Barry Joe?"
Person 2 "I know a couple of Barry Joes, which one do you mean?"
Person 1 "The retarded looking one"
Person 2 "Oh u mean Barry Joe Mama"
Person 2 "I know a couple of Barry Joes, which one do you mean?"
Person 1 "The retarded looking one"
Person 2 "Oh u mean Barry Joe Mama"
by oihp3q49paewfug9p203u9 September 12, 2022

by T***r October 15, 2020

A goon gladiator a edge educator a jelking jaguar and machine a real geez who master the arts deep in the mountains of Dagestan fighting of cold weather, bears , snakes , dragons, shirtless Russians and other mythical creatures the tales of a Lucas Barry are legendary and if you where to meet one you are lucky and should be honoured
“Ps this was totally not made by someone called Lucas Barry”
“Ps this was totally not made by someone called Lucas Barry”
by Totally not LB December 17, 2024

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Barry Bottombringer is a Shafapper,
A misfit, A hooligan, A bollockslicker
He engages in Sexual acts with Beetles, and is a Furry Femboy
A misfit, A hooligan, A bollockslicker
He engages in Sexual acts with Beetles, and is a Furry Femboy
Shrek:
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely Barry Bottombringer, But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes
Shrek:
What a load of--
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely Barry Bottombringer, But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes
Shrek:
What a load of--
by MyNameIsNotMelli May 31, 2022
