Badger

Someone who sleeps all the time never goes anywhere unless there's food

Stop being a badger and go do something productive

by tin.ofbiscuits11 December 5, 2017

Badger

Dangerously Crazy Devil Skunk

THAT BADGER RIPPED OFF MY BALLS

by Crazyfrikncatcher April 5, 2021

Bloody Badger

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.

Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..

by Great Gadberry June 12, 2018

shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.

I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.

by Mahree November 25, 2013

Badger Expert

A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.

Examples:

Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)

Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)

Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)

For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert

I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law

by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021

Jen-Badgering

When someone named Jen won't stop reminding you of deadlines or seeking information.

She keeps Jen-Badgering me over this webinar information.

by DaytonXD9 July 12, 2021

badgering

repeatedly ask (someone) to do something; pester. A similar word be embering or pestering.

Stop badgering me about my homework.

by Jason_gallagher69 May 11, 2025