August 17

Give your crush your skanky P.E. sock day

If you are born on this day there go's your socks
Good luck

Person 1: hey whens your birthday?
Person 2: August 17th
Person 1: so that's were all your money go's to buying p.e. socks
Person 2: absolutely right sir

by ThEgRotTaEyShReDeDcHeEsEkOaLa November 15, 2019

August 9

August 9th is the menendez brothers day. If you don't already know, the menendez brothers killed their parents because of emotional and sexual abuse. They also killed their parents because the parents that day said that they were gonna kill them before Eric and Lyle actually killed them, so it's self defense. They got sexually abused from 6-18, and they feared their parents. They didn't kill for money, they only spent it because that was how the way they coped. They got sentenced for life, back in 1996. Now it's been 31 years, and they need a re trial. And if you say they are lying, they were not. They had evidence that their dad took photos of them naked. He also had gay porn magazines, and new evidence that he wrote a letter to his cousin that his parents were STILL molesting him. Kitty Menendez knew that this was happening and she still allowed the sexual abuse, but she didn't do anything about it because she was scared of her husband. Jose Menendez is the father that sexually molested both kids, Lyle Menendez and Eric Menendez. Eric and lyle were so terrified of the parents that they both bought a 12 gauge shotgun at the store and shot their parents. They need justice, and they are victims of the parents, Joe Menendez and Kitty Menendez. Eric is 50 right now and Lyle is 53, USE ALL OF YOUR PLATFORMS IDC TIK TOK OR INSTA BUT PLEASE HELP THESE KIDS, THE JUSTICE SYSTEM FAILED THEM. LET'S FREE THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS AS OF TODAY !!! THEY AREN'T MURDERERS THEY ARE VICTIMS💙

Someone: "Hey, do you know what day it is?"
You: It's August 9th

Someone: "OH MY GOSH IT'S THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS DAY"
You: 😁
(i tried to make it a sentence ok😂)

by abigail💙 May 22, 2021

August 29th

August 29th

August 29th is the national kill your husband day.
Because women don't need a man.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

August 28

International Jung Hoseok Day!!! A day when we appreciate jhope for his hard work and existence

August 28 is perfect day to compliment a perfect guy i.e., Jung Hoseok

by hamburger&sprite October 15, 2019

August 28th

August 28th is National ass eating day on this day everyone will eat ass

Omg bro its National ass eating day, let's go eat some ass.. Yes august 28th is the best day

by Jaob 😍 October 27, 2019

August 2

National suck a dick day

“It’s august 2nd, suck my dick”

by Soyfishh August 1, 2021

August 26

The birthday of the most special and kind man in the world, there is not a single person in this world that doesn't love him , he shares smiles and joy. Most people know him from his role in the series teen wolf as Stiles Stilinski . DYLAN O'BRIEN'S BIRTHDAY OFCCC!!!

Zoe : Do you know who's birthday is on august 26 ?
Maria : No. Who ?
Zoe : Dylan O'Brien my fave actor !

by damonxdylan August 4, 2021