Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

Ape Jamel

A sub-par short 15 second video

That is such an Ape Jamel video

by Kool As Soot June 17, 2021

Brush Ape

When an unabathed young boy severely needs a haircut and his hair is matted, large and scuzzy.

Junectah, you look like a brush ape!

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020

Ap Alistar

A cancerous build that is used only by noobs and people who weren't loved as a child. The build was originally designed for sackless bitches and was then later adapted to fit the play style of Sam Pepper.

Guy: So what did you do last night?
Other guy: My dick fell off because is played Ap Alistar

by Almighty Daygon February 20, 2018

Ape Hangers

A term for very large saggy old women titties whose best life are behind them. Also commonly referred to handlebars on a Harley Davidson Motorcycle popularized by the gay community.

Whoa, look at grandmas Ape Hangers! Those were probably awesome back in the day.

by BadLarryLenitz January 26, 2023

Patch Apes

A group of people who collect Morale patches in an aggressive manner

I tried to catch the new patch drop, but the Patch apes went crazy on it.

by PatchGuy May 23, 2018

AP Stats

Laughably easy AP test, second in easiness only to AP Psych. The class involves a bunch of z-, t-, binomial, and chi-squared distributions (i.e. assume a bunch of impractical BS, like on the AP physics exam, look up a value in a table, add a sentence our two). Generally taken by people who want to get out of their college math requirement without taking calculus.

I wanted some easy college credit, so I got a 4 on the AP Stats exam.

by rapdechocobo November 14, 2011