Grand Theft Anus 

The capture of another creature's anus, usually contained and held for ransom.

Dude that guy just got convicted of Grand Theft Anus

Grand Theft Anus by GetItDone69 July 9, 2011

bleeding anus cloud 

1 MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!; 2 the most random cartoon short ever made ; 3 A Film by Don Hertzfeldt

While in the bathroom, Paul noticed that his anus was bleeding , like the bleeding anus cloud, due to his extreme constipation.

bleeding anus cloud by tigmastaflex November 11, 2008

scrait anus 

mental and physical deterioration after extreme exertion.

Yo nig, that mile swim we did was scrait anus.

scrait anus by bignig2000 September 9, 2010

gay-anus 

A term used to describe a person who seems like a happy butt unlikable person, A happy ass hole.

Jim: Todd is such a nice guy but he acts like a gay-anus!

gay-anus by gay-anus December 6, 2013

blue anus 

The condition in which ones anus freezes over due to cold shits.

My mom went to the doctor the other day, she came back and said she had a nasty case of blue anus.

blue anus by UndulatingTerror March 2, 2018

Hyper Decended Anus

Colon drops out of sphincter, "pink sock" reference usually denoted by the inability to control bodily functions, and a permeating oder that can only be defined as cold feces.

Gay Dan has had a Hyper Decended Anus since freshman year.
How do you know?
Becuase he is constantly running to the bathroom and my room smells like cold feces.
Oh..

Hyper Decended Anus by 01000100101010100 July 30, 2008

blown out anus 

generally linked to a lavaglio
when you're too involved with male on male anal-sodomy and you can fit a coke bottle up your rectum

easy to pick out in a crowd as the smallest, high pitched young looking but mid 30 yearold in jordans, skinny jeans and steelers apparel

check out that guy over there, what a blown out anus he is

blown out anus by bottledcokefeltcher March 12, 2017