A man that is like 90s love in 2023... He is awkward but connects to the right person thru music. He can pull a whole 10 outta no where as long as she is matching energy or vice versa. Always seen with only 1 "Brandi" in his lifetime. He has to put work in to catch only one.
by Bdiddybopz October 11, 2023
Get the An Eddie mug.A cool guy that doesnt like plain rice because hes tasteless. He has a very weird sense of humour and usually makes sus comments but wont admit hes 0.9% gay . He has the most annoying gf but somehow still loves her, he is a very big simp for kristina but he doesnt wanna admit it for some reason. His faceee ,hes the mostt beautiful person and has the cutest eyelashes but wont realise how long they're because hes blind . He has some cute ass dimples which everyone should be jealous of . Everything about him in general is perfect except from the fact that he wont attempt to write with his left hand. He tends to turn everything into something dirty no matter what you say. Hes very helpful and is really smart,he always works hard for everything which is something that amazes everyone. He deserves the whole world <3
by hahahelloidk July 1, 2021
Get the Eddie gawk mug.The youngest sibling in the family and the best looking. An Eddie Guzman has a great smile and is the funniest person in the family. Athletic and loyal, tough and strong, not a person you want as an opponent. He is street smart and will go farther than anyone to make sure he doesn't lose, you wouldn't want to mess with him because he is also college educated. An Eddie Guzman will outsmart you, he is competitive and will tire out any opponent. He is a good friend and an even better lover. If you are lucky enough to be his romantic partner you are in for a treat. Eddie Guzman will have a surprisingly large penis and be a great lover that tries to please his partner before himself. A hardworker and very loyal, an Eddie Guzman will be the life of the party. He can find the positive out of any situation and is stubbornly optimistic.
You ain't an Eddie Guzman, because you're a quitter.
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That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.
That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
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Get the Eddie mug.The Eddie Huang Syndrome, TEHS is a form of echopraxia. The way this differs from normal echopraxia is that THES is when someone is intimitating The child form of Eddie Huang, the main character on a comedy show from 2015 called fresh off the boat.
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Get the The Eddie Huang syndrome mug.the mightiest of the hog riders. has great power in getting mad biches. hide your wife from Eddie H, she will leave you for him. if you see an Eddie H, make sure to give him Reece's peanut butter cups.
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