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Village Idiot

A dangerous alcoholic drink consumed by idiots. Usually consists of Gin (50ml) and Vodka (50ml) with a splash of lemonade and Lime.

Originated from Plymouth, in the UK, during the summer of 2002 in celebration of George Bush and Tony Blair's excellent foreign policy decisions. The Village Idiot has since become a popular drink in New Zealand and the Kingdom state of Bhutan.

The most 'Village Idiots' consumed by one human being has never been documented as it's very difficult to count after three of four.
Three village idiots please barman
by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010
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Certified idiot

There are two meanings :

First the person is an idiot and it was confirmed by many people or just an evidence.

The other meaning is that, the person is certified in a study or a job. But this person doesn't really deserve the title.
1. She even failed to the easiest test ! she is a certified idiot.
2. Although he has a degree in business administration, the enterprise is bankrupt. He is just a certified idiot.
by Kôfboay September 27, 2021
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The Idiot Factor

The result of 1- to 3-star reviews written by idiots who don't know how to use a product on an online store's website. Always take this into consideration when weighing user reviews.
dipshit245 says:
Title: hurrrr i dont no how 2 settings
**1-star review**
Body: its like the settings is invisible! i need to no how 2 settings! fix pls!

And that everyone, is the idiot factor in action.
by n_s_s_sporto July 8, 2016
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idiot's advocate

Someone who actively takes the side of idiocy in a conversation for the sake of having the subject explained, in easier terms, for someone who may not know as much about it. The advocate would typically be up-to-speed with the subject of interest, but ask such questions for someone who might be too embarrassed to do so. See devil's advocate.
Frank, Bob, Carl and I were having a conversation about politics, but Carl doesn't really pay attention to it, so I decided to play the idiot's advocate to catch him up
by Duv June 22, 2013
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idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out
your such an idiotic bean
by mnbjkl January 20, 2021
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Idiot dumb

Someone that isn't just dumb or just an idiot but they're the dumbest idiot you've ever met.
"Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montauge are HUGE idiot dumbs"
by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009
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little idiot

A fun term describe kids about 5 or below that for the ways they can act, fall, or just generally find happiness in the smallest of childhood pleasures.
Can’t wait to have a bunch of my own little idiots running around one day
by A soon to be father September 20, 2020
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