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asshole alert

exclamation used when a powerboat/speedboat is crossing/passing by at an excessive speed.
Bob: Sure is a lovely day out on the water, isn't it?
*motor from off in distance*
Dave: ASSHOLE ALERT!!!
by Sam Feeley November 30, 2007
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Alberts

A quiet shy cute guy who is unique and doesn't conform. He listens to badass bands and extremely smart and funny. He is good to his friends, and is always true to himself. Alberts is the best person to ever have around.
Girl: "why can't you be like alberts"
Guy: "I'm lame"
by ThatOneGirlYouDon'tRealize November 1, 2010
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Albertsons

A once respected grocery store chain started by a humble man, beloved and respected by his community for his fair business policies.
New stores were constructed only after the money to pay for them was earned, and "Better" was valued above "Bigger."

Now a bloated shell of its former being, taking on debt faster than the Titanic took on water, and helmed by an ego and no longer a man. "Bigger at any cost" valued over "Better," and their prices prove it.
"Oh my God Larry, have you seen Albertsons stock since the merger?"
"Hell yes Bob, it went down faster than an ugly actress at a casting call."
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alberta road block

Used mostly in Canada (cause no one else knows where the hell Alberta is), it refers to two cars driving side by side on a 4 lane highway or road. This is usually done by pricks who dont understand the concept of the left lane being the FAST LANE (or passing lane in the states). Eventually the person in the left lane smartens up and leaves. Also known as a cock block.
Man, Im sorry Im late but I was stuck doing 90 clicks on the highway behind an Alberta road block.
by Clark H September 17, 2005
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Nig Alert

Similar to a (Sig Alert). A Nig Alert is a warning to the public that members of the African American community are upset over a court ruling or a jury decison in a court case that they do not agree with, thus prompting them to demonstrate or cause civil unrest.
The jury just came back with a not guilty verdict on that white deputy that was charged with roughing up the black gangbanger, someone better issue a Nig Alert.
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
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Alberta Lane Change

Switching rapidly across three lanes of traffic without checking your blind-spot or signalling.

Normally practised in Alberta by mulleted folk in pick-up trucks listening to Billy-Ray Cyrus.
Person 1 "Did you see that guy cut me up!!
Person 2 "He just pulled the old Alberta Lane Change on you"
by kop1975 May 17, 2007
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AmberHearding / AmberTurd

Shitting the bed out of spite.
- N/V/A
also: AmberTurd/AmberTurding
AmberHearding / AmberTurding

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"I was late to her birthday party, so she left a huge, smelly AmberHeard (or simply Heard, or AmberTurd) all over the new sheets!"
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"In a fit of furry she squatted over the pillow, and began AmberHearding (or simply Hearding, or AmberHearding) all over the place."
by BenJayToken August 25, 2019
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