ASAP no Aesop

Doing something as soon as possible with as least amount of bullshit as possible.

ASAP - as soon as possible.

Aesop - fables = stories = excuses = bullshit.

Hey Henry, Lemme see you in my office. Listen, I need those reports ASAP no Aesop!

Yo man, this is bullshit! I don’t have time for nonsense. Lemme get that shit ASAP no Aesop.

by o0ill0o October 21, 2023

old money aesthetic

Dressing in a way that makes you look rich without being lavish

You don't need to break the bank to look Old Money.
How to get the Old Money style.
A blazer is a necessity when it gets to looking like Old Money aesthetic.

by jangjosh October 28, 2023

Space Whale Aesop

When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name

Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with

Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

2012 Tumblr Aesthetic

An aesthetic that romanticises 2012 tumblr, Marina and the Diamonds, and Lana Del Rey. It often has motifs of roses, bad camera quality, lipstick, running mascara and pictures with high contrast

She's trying so hard to have a 2012 Tumblr Aesthetic instagram account

by TroyeSivanLover69 April 20, 2025

I said I will kill aespa too bye bye

I said I will kill aespa too bye bye

I said I will kill aespa too bye bye

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Cringe Slay Bussin' No Cap Bet Simp Lit Drip No Way Vibe Check Yeet Bruh Stan Pfp FYP W L Fr Chuggy ILY Glow Up FOMO Cursed Fr Fr Aesthetic

I was bussin' with excitement when I saw the pfp of my friend’s glow up on my FYP. No cap, she’s been slaying lately, and I was like, "Yasss, that’s a major W!" But then, she texted me and said the party was a vibe check—the drip was on point, but the music was pure cringe. I was like, "Bruh, how is that even possible?" She said the DJ was simping for his ex, and the whole thing was just chuggy. I felt that FOMO hit hard, but I didn’t want to go because I didn’t wanna be the no way person in the corner. But I had to text her, "ILY, but I’m good." The whole thing seemed like a cursed situation. Fr, I wasn’t about to yeet myself into that chaos, so I just chilled at home. Fr fr, sometimes it’s better to stay in and save yourself from a L.

Cringe Slay Bussin' No Cap Bet Simp Lit Drip No Way Vibe Check Yeet Bruh Stan Pfp FYP W L Fr Chuggy ILY Glow Up FOMO Cursed Fr Fr Aesthetic is a list of almost all gen Z words.

by Pizzaking3201 January 22, 2025