I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS!

A half-assed, CAPS LOCKED attempt at an apology for interrupting an awards acceptance speech. An obvious try for a compliment before going back to the original point to which you are originally apologizing for.

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE…. WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!!!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

by Sharp1e September 14, 2009

busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.

Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

Tear a new asshole

An abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim's actions or work. Such a painful and embarrassing evaluation that it feels like the authority is trying to tear a new asshole for you. (Assholes being an embarrassing body area.)

Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.

The drunken male marines performance on the whore house obstacle course was so pitiful that their sergeant had to tear a new asshole for all of them with a rusty pocket knife. But he praised the females for being righteous Ho's on the beach.

by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008

Take a turn about the room

An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austin novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.

Chick: Dude, this party is great and all, but I've been sitting on this couch so long that my leg is falling asleep.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?"

by Dovetchka July 26, 2008

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

rage of a thousand asses

a public restroom os area that smeels so bad you can distinctly pick out the scent of a thousand asses. came up with because of the smell of the thrift town bathroom.

boy that restroom had the rage of a thousand asses going on.

by george January 20, 2005

a big ass paragraph

I don't like it, I never liked it, and if this is all you're gonna text me over summer after radio silence from you then first and you, Rosie, e.t.c had be to be so absorbed in my romantic life, my personal life, my WHOLE FUCKING LIFE, you had to find pictures of me from YEARS AGO, FUCKING YEARS, to bring back and show me and everybody else because i was so fucking ugly and so fucking fat you guys couldnt just keep the shit ñto yourselves, everybody had to see, everyone had to know what i looked like in 5th to 6th grade having as much fun as possible, I wanted to make memories so I took pictures of myself making those memories, but for the same reason of you ass hats i stopped taking those pictures, my camera roll is purely screenshots, i dont take pictures of myself anymore because of people like yall, alright now I know I went on a tangent but this has been sitting in me for a while and now you out of the blue send me that shit, kinda makes me mad yknow? But really, don't text me, ask me to hop on house party, call me on here, e.t.c, ANY way of contacting me, if this is all you are gonna send

Kevin sends you a big ass paragraph like this when he fucking hates you

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019