lag

An excuse used by EXTREMELY skilled players in competitive gameing.

Eli, hurry and get rid of the fucking lag, I had to SD in Sm4sh cause it kept making me lose.

by PoisN March 30, 2015

LAG

"live arrival guarantee"; offered by some internet sellers of pets such as snakes.

"LAG available for shipping to transit hubs only"

by mothboyy July 16, 2021

case of the lags

Case of the lags is when you and a mate (or a couple of mates) are on a voice server (Discord, Skype, Teamspeak ect) and one or more people start lagging out.

Person A: Oi Johno you there mate
Johno (lagging in and out): Yeah mate im here
Person A: Johno you have a case of the lags

by MenEverywhere1 June 7, 2019

job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.

I forewent the sport training because of job lag.

by modhek May 25, 2021

Lagging

When your playing a video-game online and get connection interrupted.

Dude 1: “Hey we’re lagging”

Dude 2: “No, we’re moving like dogs.”

by Tank-Slushy December 13, 2021

road lag

Road lag: been on the road for so long your tired from even giving attention

I would go out tonight but this road lag has me down from hauling all night

by Duke Horsefly February 1, 2021

food lag

Food lag is a physiological and emotional condition which results from the sudden change or withdrawal of good food devoured by the body resulting in ultimate sadness

- Damn I miss the food in (insert country last visited), now stuck in food lag...
- My food lag is killing me!!! Take me back to Japan and give me some fresh sushi!

by A_Crystal January 4, 2018