A sexy scruffy man who takes care of you while he guzzles 1942. He’s often grumpy and so you will be too. When he’s stingy with affection it will make you furious. When he’s loving he’s heaven to be with. I like to remind him to laugh at life and enjoy every moment even and especially the boring ones. He gets really mad when I point out that I think he’s wrong so sometimes it’s best to just hold his hand and let him drive in the wrong direction for 30 minutes until he figures it out himself. He knows he is loved but has a hard time feeling it. It takes a special persistence and lack of ego to make Brad feel loved.
Brad loves me. 🤍
by yourwelcomez November 23, 2021
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I know Brad mad asl he probably tired of us
But when I die, find Brad a$$and I'ma beat 'em up
I know Brad mad asl he probably tired of us
But when I die, find Brad a$$and I'ma beat 'em up
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This guy was caught jerking off to Trump porn while crying liberal tears of shame. He’s definitely a Brad.
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by bradbeard hater March 9, 2023
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Getting so blind before your set that you’re throwing up in the toilet 30 minutes before your set.
Getting so blind before your set that you’re throwing up in the toilet 30 minutes before your set.
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