A rare, but real case where two (or more) male panda bears forsake their dwindling numbers and have anal sex with each other. The reason this is so rare is because the population is so low that rarely would two male pandas get put in captivity together so anyone could actually watch them.
Hey, you see that gay panda? He is gonna get that other panda to do him up the panda butt.
eww, no wonder them fags are an endangered species.
eww, no wonder them fags are an endangered species.
by Oy, get off me telephone! December 28, 2005
Get the gay pandamug. An innocent, peaceful, and loving animal found roaming happily in captivity in China. Or a dude that pops a chubby for his sister.
Daddy, can I play with the friendly panda, can I?
Dude, you're sister is so hot! If I were you, I'd totally be a friendly panda!
Dude, you're sister is so hot! If I were you, I'd totally be a friendly panda!
by Friend of the Friendly Panda December 28, 2005
Get the Friendly Pandamug. Noun: a raccoon or any animal that rummages through trash cans (possums and such)
Adjective: a person who is very annoying
Adjective: a person who is very annoying
by Angel_The_Proxy May 14, 2018
Get the Trash Pandamug. The saddest of all animals is the panda. He has no friends, no family, and no future. Therefore, a sad panda is the saddest of the sad. This term is used as an adjective or exclamation to describe moments of sadness beyond sadness but the utter depths of existential angst and isolation.
Sister: "My dog just got hit by a car..."
Brother: "That's so sad panda."
Friend: "I just failed my Geometry final and I studied so hard, too."
You: "Sad panda..."
Brother: "That's so sad panda."
Friend: "I just failed my Geometry final and I studied so hard, too."
You: "Sad panda..."
by SKL March 10, 2008
Get the sad pandamug. The metaphorical key one individual is holding within a group.
Whoever is holding this key has been the last one to ruin his/her, what seemed to be, 100% chance of getting laid.
Named after pandas because pandas never f*ck.
Whoever is holding this key has been the last one to ruin his/her, what seemed to be, 100% chance of getting laid.
Named after pandas because pandas never f*ck.
(The morning after a party)
1: Oh man, I hate myself
2: Why, what's happened?
1: You know that chick last night? The one who was flirting with me all night? When she told me she was leaving and going home all by herself, you know what I said to her? "Goodbye".
2: Hahaha, you, my friend, have just been given the panda key.
1: Oh man, I hate myself
2: Why, what's happened?
1: You know that chick last night? The one who was flirting with me all night? When she told me she was leaving and going home all by herself, you know what I said to her? "Goodbye".
2: Hahaha, you, my friend, have just been given the panda key.
by lifeislikeadicegame April 13, 2011
Get the Panda keymug. Short, round, and fat looking female who sun tan brings out the abnormal amount of blond peach fuzz covering her extend belly. Like most pandas found in the wild, they are smilingly cuddly, yet rear and highly dumb. Even though their diet is high in healthy leafy greens they are still morbidly suffering from edema in the truck region.
The region in the world most likely able to sight the fat panda is in Scandinavia, Norway, Oslo, BI. Coloring is odd, dark leather skin and blond hair of the head or torso. Rejects male company in its lair. highly emotional and lacking is street smarts. likelihood of living a miserable life is high...
by horete bjørn January 9, 2011
Get the fat pandamug. A black person's white dick
Bro I have such a panda dick
Terence has such a panda dick, when he sent me his dick pic I thought it was some white guy's dick.
Terence has such a panda dick, when he sent me his dick pic I thought it was some white guy's dick.
by CleverDuck May 16, 2016
Get the Panda Dickmug.