Milt MILF

Basically a MILF but with more experience and sells her body at a cheaper rate than other hookers.

Cheaper to run , funner to bum give her a fiver and she will make you cum.

Kurt - "Hey, milt milf give us a ride!"
Milt - "Ok fiver, hop on"
Kurt - "YES!Sweet"
Tom - "Seconds please"
Milt - "£2.50 each, you can both ride me!"

by Rahj January 20, 2008

dog milf

A mother of dogs who you want to fuck

Yo Kipperzz is hot as fuck, def a dog milf

by oop215 September 4, 2021

Milf Tea

When things are getting hot in the bedroom with that kid from Xbox Live's mom, you dip your male features in and out of her mouth like a tea bag until she is completely steeped in your tea.

Man, I totally got some milf tea from Timmy's mom. Now where's my Xbox...

by JagLone November 17, 2017

pre-milf

A heavily pregant woman who is hot. On the way to being a milf.

Look at that pre-milf. Once she pops she's gonna be a milf.

by Rideru October 26, 2010

milf-jockey

A wide or dumb-looking person.

Homeless guy - "Hey."
Homeless chick - "What?"
Homeless guy - "You see that dude right there?"
Homeless chick - "Yeah."
Homeless guy - "That dude's a milf-jockey."
Homeless chick - "I want a divorce."

by jonormbar June 17, 2010

Milf Chaser

Some Girls, Usually Bisexuals, Who Go After The Milf Race.

Sometimes Abbreviated M.C.

Dude Did You Hear About Angie? She's Such A Milf Chaser!

by Dr. Christopher Turk August 27, 2008

G-milf

Grandmother I'd love to fuck.

Sarah Palin is NOT a G-MILF.
Journey Johari IS a G-MILF.
Kim Kardashian is a MILF who will possibly be the hottest G-MILF of all time.

by KetchupWhisperer June 27, 2014