lag spasm

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.

"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."

by annnnonnnnymous August 29, 2011

Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 12, 2020

its just lag

An excuse for an exploiter or hacker to justify their cheats

if you where to see someone hacking and they say "Its just lag bro! i swear!" then you know that mf lying

by menliker October 13, 2023

A Lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.

"I found a bunch of bibites moving together in a lag using the herding neuron."

by AnnoyedSonic June 01, 2023

A Lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.

"I found some bibites together in a lag"

by AnnoyedSonic June 01, 2023

Lake lagging

A person who lags on someone for going drifting up lake mountain

Starnzeeeee: your such a lake lagger luke

Luke: wtf lake lagging

by DEEKAYYY February 06, 2018

guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.

Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022