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Fool Catcher

A "fool catcher" is any item or device used to give away the unwanted entrance to a place or to go into an area which is restricted or be used when not authorized. In "Thunderball", James Bond puts a hair across the bottom of his hotel room closet to see if the door gets opened while he is away. Other fool catchers are bottles tied together with fishing line on a staircase, a bell or a can of nails placed on a windowsill near the catch which will fall and make noise if the window if opened or greasing the handle of a questionable knife - if it later shows a print, it was used; if it's clean later, it was used.
He tried to sneak in through the window, but the fool catcher gave him away. Or

I told her to stay out of my stuff, and I later saw the fool catcher was gone - she went in my stuff anyway.
by hiwaychild July 18, 2018
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fool's balls

When crazy ass cracked up black men in the hood go into some dude's house and they cut off his testicles while they sleep and yell "I got yo balls foo'!" and then run away to sell them on the black market
Aw, god fucking damn! Now they got a fool's balls!
by zombie vagina July 24, 2018
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Fool

Steven Osores
Steven Osores is a fool
by Smiley_Panda June 5, 2018
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Bitch-Fooled

When the girl that you like, starts to say things that hint that she likes you and her friends tag along and start to say that “you two are a great match” and then one of the friends say that she likes you. You then ask her out since you got the green light, then she says “No” because they were just “kidding around”.
Your friend: So how is that girl that you like?

Me: Her and her friends bitch-fooled me yesterday so I just have to give up on her now.
by Lee Chandler May 15, 2018
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fool semi-automatic

A concocted term, abusing the language to make a safe, normal feature sound like it’s scary, dangerous, and unfit for ordinary people.
General Chicken Wing gave a demonstration of a sporting rifle, and called it “fool semi-automatic “! LOL’z
by Anim8us May 17, 2018
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April Fools

In 1582 people realized that there wasn't enough days in a year, so Pope Gregory XIII made us change from the Julian calender to the Gregorian calender. April fools is celebrated because some people didn't know so they still celebrated (new year) in April. However of years the concept of April Fools has changed.
Retared: WOOOOO! APRIL FIRST HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Douchebag: What an April Fool.
GUY: So many April Fools
by MINYOONGIMEHHUBBY May 19, 2018
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Fool Smoker

A person, usually male, who routinely defeats and dominates their opponent to the point of embarrassment and humiliation.
Look at that guy walking away crying. He's obviously a victim of a fool smoker.
by Ole' Sid May 21, 2018
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