nob-jockey

some one who rides paradise
by faggotkid January 10, 2009
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Bollocking Knob Jockey

A person who does not abide by the basic human principles, they influence bad behaviours among surrounding people; Often the younger generation
Person 1: “Why are they doing that?”

Person 2: “They are a Bollocking Knob Jockey, they can’t help it”

Person 1: “Oh, ok. I understand now. Thank you!”

Person 2: “Your welcome
by A total slag March 31, 2022
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handle bar jockey

did you see the handle bar jockey pull up to the park.
by NowWayDudeS April 19, 2021
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Facebook Jockey FbJ

There are disk jockeys DJ's, video jockeys VJ's, and then there are those who post every day several times a day very interesting stuff on Facebook...The FbJ ...facebook jockey
I feel like she is a natural Facebook Jockey FbJ
by surferjoe2020 January 27, 2013
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chair jockey

A person who out of choice or due to mental disabilities, rocks back and forth in a disturbing manner. These are often laughed at by people of the general public if the jockying is so vigorous the chair collapses or the jockey smashes his/her back against the back of the chair
Hey look, that retard's a complete chair jockey!
by john smartasss September 20, 2008
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Comic Convention Jockey

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.
My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.
by Dranon Von Ryle August 29, 2011
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jockey on them haters

To metaphorically "mount" someone who is hating on your game, or your style. This instance is one during which you have gained superiority over aforementioned "hater", and are now riding his confidence and swagger into the ground. Can also be used simply to describe a situation in which one asserts his or her dominance over a certain group of people. Derived from a jockey riding his horse.
Willis: Yo, Dave has been feelin' down lately. I think he's sweatin' those weak-ass marks from Waterbury!

Konrad: I hear those bitches is wack!

Willis: True, they are. We should take Dave out tonight and Jockey on them Haters!

Konrad: I'm feelin' that, we will Jockey all over their bitch-asses!
by 2 Skoops wit Sprinklez February 12, 2008
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