If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MEE

ITS THE FUCKING ALPHABET. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MEE

by Jeaf January 29, 2025

Did you know?

This means whatever you’re about to say is a useless fact that no one will ever need to know.

“Did you know? clouds weigh millions of tones!”
“Kill yourself.”

by Edgar ShufflePoop December 16, 2024

you know its al

the coolest motherfucker ever. the king of Drumcompton fo' sho'. no fool can fuck wit this. especially Casso. u better back the fuck up befo' u get smaked the fuck up.

some guy that carries around 2 mac 10's with an Ak in the trunk just in case.

by king of drumcompton January 18, 2004

You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

Contact Isla de Corales if you know the identity of the people in the photo above.

my man read diary of a wimpy kid and transtaied the end.

i went to tbidnbejdfnjre Contact Isla de Corales if you know the identity of the people in the photo above.

by PRAYFORLECHONK June 4, 2022

December, Give the person that you know likes you a chance

In the whole month, ONLY if your single, U have to give the girl that likes you a chance. It's the opposit as simp September, you have to show the girl/boy that you're into the person ..but not play that person, if you do then you have to send that person the ugliest picture of you and that person is allowed to post it and say mean comments about you

Shortcut: GTPTYKLYC or DECEMBER LOVERS

1 boy: "yo my man, it's December!
2 boy: yeah I know, it's gonna be Christmas
1 boy: no, not ONLY that, IT'S DECEMBER, GIVE THE PERSON THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU A CHANCE... which means you have to give that girl that's into you a chance!
2 boy: oh... I mean she is kinda pretty and cute so why not

by dghjkhgfd November 7, 2020