waxing the rocket

Masturbation with the intent of cumming ferociously.

My horniness astounds me, I will be waxing the rocket to relieve this pressure.

by Jacknapier75 January 6, 2016

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Wax Teasing

1.)The act of having very visible ear wax and not letting your friend, who loves picking out ear wax, anywhere near your ear. This causes said friend to thrash about and wail loudly until the visible ear wax is either picked out or hidden from sight.

2.) A YouTube video depicting a wax filled ear canal but the wax is not removed. Thereby leaving the hopeful viewers incredibly unsatisfied.

Person A: Oh my you have a lot of wax in your ear, please may I remove it for you with my lengthened fingernail?

Person B: No you may not but have a good look, ha ha!!

Person A: Waaaaaaaaahhhhh sooooo unfair, stop wax teasing me!!

by WaxAddict January 1, 2012

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Waxed

Another meaning to getting rid of something, or wiping yourself out on the beers.

I waxed so much money at the casino last night
I’m gonna get so waxed on the beers tonight

by thegucciboys April 14, 2021

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Without Wax

Often a reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax for Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju

Nelly: Hey Ulysses have you seen Josie? I feel sorry for her. She’s been behaving erratic lately.

Ulysses: Meghan and I thought that taking her to a spiritual reader would help her feel better.

Nelly: Whay did the spiritual reader have to say?

Ulysses: He said that Josie was doomed to become an unholy Saint and to call her local police detectives to say that she is “without wax”.

Nelly: Do you really believe in all that?

Ulysses: I’m not sure.

by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024

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