Corporate lingo to say, “I’m disappearing to an undisclosed location for a holiday, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than deal with work.” It gives the illusion of a business trip, but really, you're vibing somewhere on the beach with a Negroni and work phone turned off.
VP: “Can you put this deck and analysis together for next week?”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”
by corporateweapon69 December 20, 2024
Eat three Taco Bell burritos loaded with Diablo sauce from three different states, then eat two spicy Mchickens and a whole bag of hot Cheetos. Go to a sleeping friend and poop all of that into there mouth and then they will proceed to throw up all of that back at you asshole.
by Jimmy0517 June 05, 2025
Hey have you ever been to Washington?
D.C. ?
No you idiot Washington state
Oh yeah it's more of a red state than thought to be.
D.C. ?
No you idiot Washington state
Oh yeah it's more of a red state than thought to be.
by The sonnyer June 03, 2018
A sex act where a male is going down on a female and she queefs in his mouth, which then comes out of the males anus, creating a windpipe sound effect.
Yeah man she totally gave me a Washington windpipe, it was so loud, I haven't felt the same sense
by Tom Munro April 21, 2023
When a man puts his cock and balls into a bowl of cracked eggs and then proceeds to wisk the bowl with a furious strength.
Much better with friends.
Much better with friends.
Damn bro, that Washington Wisk was to die for.
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 22, 2020
A statue of the first President of The United States George Washington carving a statue of Darwin the monkey
by Triceritops III June 15, 2024
by HalfPastEight September 11, 2022