Lake Washington High

A strangely modern shithole full of the finest menagerie of western high school America you have ever seen. 2000 students worth of goths, artsy kids, and… them (furries). The mascot is a shitty minimalist kangaroo, in an odd purple. Incessant and tacky branding everywhere… the only thing it’s got going for it is the fact that it’s almost decently funded.

With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.

All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.

Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?

Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history

Man: so where do you go to school little fella

Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep

by anonymous December 5, 2024

George Washington

A sexual act involving one partner ejaculating on the other partner’s teeth, then making them brush their teeth with the semen.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear about how this lady got George Washingtoned by her boyfriend?”

by COCOK February 6, 2024

blud washington

a person who is being a bad person

bro ur being a blud washington rn

by Glilblet March 21, 2025

Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...

"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."

by josephtacos December 29, 2022

Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”

Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.

by vacqe September 26, 2025

George Washington Carvered

When somebody gets sauced really hard. Usually used in super smash bros.

Tyler:*gets JV4'd by Max's DK*
Max: "Dang you just got George Washington Carvered"

by SaximusPrime June 3, 2022

The Full Washington

The pinnacle of luxury. The best possible outcome in any demeanor.

The Full Washington-Optimum result of Any situation.

by Swinstead3 January 9, 2015