When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011

When you've been in the office bathroom for so long that the auto-sensor lights click off and you have to wipe in the dark.
After that chili, I was on the crapper so long it turned into a Stevie Wonder Dump. No idea if I actually finished the wipe until I came out of the stall and the lights came back on.
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by TJ-Stord August 9, 2019

A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.
Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!
Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
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