no wipe shit

Where you go on an all corn diet for 5 days, and when you take shit you dont wipe. You later film your boxers 2 hours later looking for shit stains.

Dan took a no wipe shit man, i just lost my bet.

by Mickhick95 June 18, 2011

vanity wipe

Wiping your ass with kleenex after a taking a big shit and wiping with regular tiolet paper.

After being fucked in the ass and taking a giant dump, the sorority girl made sure to finish her wiping with a vanity wipe.

by Joesmoe April 22, 2007

Clean Wipe

When your mom is about to check your phone so you wipe everything bad on it

"yo dude you should clean wipe those porn tabs" "why?" "cause your mom going to check your phone later"

by Cloudsy May 13, 2020

Spray and Wipe

A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also Poofter Chook for a description of the outcome.

Hey Gabe, the price of those engineers is way too high! You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.

Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?

Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.

by Singapore Frosty July 9, 2010

Ghost Wipe

Twenty or thirty minutes after you answer the call of nature you return to the restoom to wipe one more time just to make sure you are clean.

I thought you just used the restroom? I did, I just had to do a ghost wipe before we left.

by thatsbetter August 21, 2008

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by DA BADDEST BITCH September 8, 2003

Ghost wipe

When you’re done pooping and, a few minutes later, you still feel sticky so you wipe again and the remnants of your last departed one are still apparent on the toilet paper.

I pinched a giant loaf at work and still felt gooey in my asscrack so I did a ghost wipe an hour later and it looked like the bib from a senile tobacco chewer!

by Marco Porno September 4, 2019