Fail whale

A twits nightmare.

Randy: " oh God please Dear god no.."
*fail whale"
Randy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Randy: "* bangs head on keyboard* My life is over"
Me: " you okay?"

by Sully:) May 16, 2009

whalen

When a man poops onto a frozen dinner, microwaves it, and serves it to himself and another man.

I was famished after a hard day's work, but luckily, my friend served up a whalen and I was satisfied... hell yeah, I was satisfied...

by Buford X September 29, 2006

Big white whale

Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.

The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

Whales

The real bombers of Hiroshima.

Fuck you whales!

by chicken and cow November 1, 2009

Pink Whale

Fat, sunburned white people on the beach.

Preston: "hey chad, did you see all those pink whales at the beach?"
Chad: "Yeah dude, there were so many. They all kept yelling at their obese children."
Preston: "White people amirite?"

by Masta Breatha January 20, 2017

Whale Penis

If something is the coolest of the cool, the biggest of the big, then it is "Whale Penis," because penises are important, and nobody rocks the penis harder than the whale, owner of the world's largest penis.

Sin City is so Whale Penis, man, that the day I saw it, my wife and kids left me, I got fired from my job, and my car blew up, but it was still an awesome day because I saw that Whale Penis movie.

by Josh Hartnett August 28, 2005

Giving A Whale A Tic Tac

A term used when a male is having intercourse with an extremely loose woman. The vagina has been so used, abused, and widened that the act of intercourse is likened to a Tic Tac (Penis) is being thrown into the mouth of a Whale (Vagina)

"Yeah I fucked that prostitute, but it was like Giving A Whale A Tic Tac"

by Bobbycuz May 11, 2006