unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.

Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.

by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016

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unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

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Bargoed Unicorn

A Welsh mythological creature similar to a magpie. It has a singular horn like claw, which it uses to steal the eyeballs of unaware passersby; which it then uses for sustenance.

Watch out! That's a Bargoed Unicorn, they steal eyeballs!

by WelshCyclops February 27, 2016

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Anyone who can talk about depressing topics with a happy-go-lucky disposition
Their are nice to hang around as they can and will make you feel great on a bad day;
Often dresses like a goth, but not always
Usually artsy
Has one really weird quirk which is their source of their optimistic nihilistic view on life

All my friends are Emo Unicorns.

by Aia Laau November 2, 2018

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Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 26, 2019

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