twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel

"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"

by smh yea May 14, 2014

Traffic Twitter

(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.

Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.

by davidcpuffer April 25, 2022

twitter twerk

The act of walking while engrossed in one's (smart)phone, esp. in a crowded place, such as a sidewalk or mall, oblivious to others.

She almost ran me over. She was twitter twerking down the sidewalk!

by Ornery Smarty April 24, 2017

Asian Twitter

Waste of space/time.

I Hate Asian Twitter

by bunyu oakland June 10, 2020

Twitter diplomacy

Managing international relations via the use of Twitter -- i.e. in 140 characters or less. Lately the preferred method of action from the President of the United States, Donald trump.

Here is an example of Twitter diplomacy: "Iran is playing with fire - they don't appreciate how "kind" President Obama was to them. Not me! "(@ReadDonaldTrump)- Twitter Feb 3, 2017. In response to Iran's ballistic missile test.

by GirlFroggie February 13, 2017

Clitter Twitter

Similar to a "boner maker" for men, a clitter twitter is someone who turns a woman on or makes her horny (makes her clitoris flutter or swell).

Brian is Rose's clitter twitter.

by Kitty Capone April 7, 2023

westmall twitter

This is where people are longing to belong .The cool kids side of #KOT. usually close - knight community with beautiful girls and handsome boys. LGBTQ is allowed here. most of them love watermelon on their username. they hardly engage other people. Good luck joining them

Y'all mad at westmall twitter because we ain't letting y'all in? Stay mad cos you cant get in

by garagara June 5, 2023