Turkish Dog

A Turkish Cunt. His name is Harun. His a filthy Turk.

“Harun the Turkish Dog”

by Captain Cakir June 3, 2019

Turkish quandale dingle

Member of the TikTok rizz party. 3rd in command but rumours going around that he may overthrow the leader.

“Yo bro have u heard that Turkish quandale dingle may overthrow blue tie guy”

by hellobyewhy April 18, 2024

Turkish Rape Skills

The ability and method, derived from Turkey, to rape someone or something.

“Hey man, have you been practicing your Turkish Rape Skills?”

by CheeksLegion December 21, 2024

turkish quandale dingle

terr-kish-kwaun-dale-ding-ul Gained popularity by starring alongside group leader (blue tie kid) at the infamous TikTok Rizz Party. Seen attempting to impress the group leader by showing off various dance moves. Coined the nickname due to his ethnic nose, to which people compare the quandale dingle meme.

Jack: I'm like such a manwhore, I've slept with the entire grade.
Blake (group leader): Wow, cool.
Jack's friend: You're literally a virgin... Stop trying to get validation; you're acting like an annoying version of turkish quandale dingle.

by tmkkmt May 30, 2024

Turkish crab claw

To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.

Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Turkish Getup

A standing/reverse-cowgirl hybrid where the bottom partner starts lying on their back, then uses one arm (like the kettlebell exercise it’s named after) to push themselves up into a full standing position while still impaled and riding the top partner’s dick/strap-on. Bonus points if the top partner stays completely still the whole time like a human kettlebell, letting the bottom do all the dramatic Turkish get-up gymnastics for maximum core workout and show-off flex.

“She hit me with the Turkish getup last night, stood all the way up with my dick still inside her like it was an Olympic event. My soul left my body around rep three.”

by Fudge Cluggins November 19, 2025

Turkish Smorgasbord

A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.

I spent all last night in a Turkish Smorgasbord, now I should rinse off my hands and feet.

by Ergodang! April 14, 2017