Tourge

this specific breed of human will 100% always be found with an “i ❤️ mom” tattoo, a block of cheese in his pocket, & from the time they are born till the day they die, they’ll be living in their PRIMES.

“ur such a Tourge🙄 kiss ur mom goodbye so we can leave”

by blueklenix37 October 26, 2020

Tourge

this specific breed of human will 100% always be found with an “i ❤️ mom” tattoo, a block of cheese in his pocket, & from the day they’re born to the day they die, they’ll always be in their PRIMES.

“HIYAH, ur such a tourge🙄 hurry up & kiss your mom goodbye so we can leave!”

by blueklenix37 October 26, 2020

target girlfriend

A person at work (probably your work crush) that you flirt with at work for fun but have almost no ties with outside of work

“Do you like that girl or something? You always flirting with her at work”

“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”

by anonymous November 12, 2020

targetory

The endless cycle you spend at target looking for something

Dude, yesterday I spent half an hour in targetory looking for candles.

by Atdantis October 17, 2020

Target Practive

Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.

Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.

by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021

Target <3

Target <3 is the secret name that you can use when you want to talk about your crush to your friends, target of your affection

Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw today!
Person 2: Who?!
Person 1: My Target <3!
Person 2: Ahh! They are so cute!

by Hey Hallie February 15, 2021

turbelsonitosis

A condition where your hears are extremly cold, the only cure is thighs of a thick thighed woman around your head

john:hey man i just got turbelsonitosis
martin:shit did ur gf take care of u with her thighs
john:yeah i spent the whole night wrapped in them

by darkyyyyyy February 16, 2021