Tomato Hat

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.

Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night

by drtickles April 21, 2011

tomato

really why did you wonder what the word tomato is its a fruit idiot

random guy named bob: hey whats the word tomato meaning
random guy named elon musk: bruh you really asked that its a fruit idiot

by tomato mad that likes penguin September 12, 2020

Tomato jim

Someone that is incompetent at something, even though they signed up for it willingly.

Dude you're such a Tomato jim.
Did they lie on their resume or something, how did this Tomato jim get through.
You signed for this camp, you Tomato jim!

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023

whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *

by talkplaymore May 6, 2023

tom the tomato

A sunburnt fatass, pulling an Alfalfa haircut

That tom the tomatoe is a fucking tool.

by Fat_Guy_In_A_Little_Coat May 15, 2017

busted tomato

when you fill a water balloon with a girls period blood and throw it at some one

shane threw a busted tomato at jessa

by kaednbgrn November 7, 2017

tomato

did you REALLY ASK WHAT THE MEANING OF TOMATO IS? ITS A FRUIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

random guy called bob castro: el what does tomato mean
random guy named el elon musk who is in a spaceship: really you asked that ITS A FRUIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by tomato mad that likes penguin September 12, 2020