Toad

A chair.

Jeff: Man I could really sit down somewhere right now.
Keith: Good. There is a toad right there.

by chob-logtulin June 2, 2023

toads flagpole

In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.

suck my toads flagpole

by MAG2.5 June 8, 2023

Toad-tonguing

Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously

Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"

by anonymous October 15, 2023

toad in the hole

while also a large yorkshire pudding meal with sausages, it is also a british slang term for anal sex.

"If your ass isn't burning from that vindaloo, how about I give you some toad in the hole?"

by britain is ballz December 20, 2023

toad in the hole

while it is also a large british dish consisting of a large yorkshire pudding with some sausages, it is also a british slang term for anal sex.

"if your ass isn't burning from the vindaloo you ate, do you want some toad in the hole tonight"
"toad in the hole sounds nice, just don't forget the lube."

by britain is ballz December 20, 2023

Toad

The best.

Toad is the best!

by bigmacs69 December 27, 2023

Toadland

The place where all the toads live

"I love going to visit my fellow toads up in northern Toadland"

by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024