Devil’s bidet

Water that splashes up onto your legs and, occasionally, into your anus when dropping a turd into a toilet.

“Hey man, you’ve got a wet spot on the back of your leg.”

“Devil’s bidet must have hit me.”

by Chase Fisher June 15, 2018

devil drops

spermatozoa, 'come', goo, 'hot drops' (e.t.c.) reproductive effluent discharged by the male. (often intertwined with feeble or non-existent logic) release of 'political prisoners' encapsulated by two round spheres encapsulated in a 'sack'.

known as devil drops due to the torment experienced by the male as regards to obeying 'commands' by the DNA to facilitate travel/housing for same. cerebral torture within a 'political' spectrum!

she wouldn't 'let him off', so he went home frustrated!, somewhat later he had devil drops leaping out of his 'crank'!!

she vigorously ground devil drops out of his 'crank'! forgetting his 'prophos', he said a mental 'prayer' they wouldn't 'take'!!

devil drops have many a stong man between a rock and a hard place!!

the male effluent, spermatozoa, or 'poison'; potentially clouding judgement, existing to drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!

by michael foolsley May 12, 2014

autistic devil

a soul that progressively enslaves humanity with absolutely zero conscious

ive heard of selling your soul ÷
with that being said yall must have split @ the big bang to become SCOTUS
# autistic devil

by get@meinspace October 6, 2018

devils tango

Tango made by the devil himself.

i tried devils tango today!it tasted wicked!

by iamtheone234 August 5, 2023

Devils Pinwheel

the action of when someone has a seizure and begins to spew out a amalgamation of vomit, piss, diarrhea, jizz, mucous, and viscous ear wax from the appropriate holes and high speed. Proceeded with the spinning being so powerful the person drills them self through the earth without injury from even the heat of the earths core ending when the person has reached the other side of the earth.

Tony did a Devils Pinwheel last night and destroyed Malaysia.

by artificium April 27, 2020

devil sex

when you have rly powerful sex that comes within yo penis that you become the devil him self and smash for like 15hrs

bruh my dick fell off i had too much devil sex

by big fagle juice March 8, 2018

Devils Carpet

When a female had a good amount of hair on her pubic area.

I was really munchin' on that devils carpet man.

by TAAAAYTAYYYTOT November 7, 2020