jew licker

someone who licks jews

Person 1:my dad is such a jew licker
Person 2: Really? SO IS MINE!

by MarsMilk August 14, 2021

spittin' jew

speaking jewish.

yo, you spit jew?

yeah of course im kosher, so stop kaveching on me.

hey, daniel, isaac is spittin' jew.

by SpittingKosher February 23, 2009

Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.

John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!

by Seth Woods April 20, 2018

Jew Flute

Clarinet.

In Thin Man movie, a jazz player referred to his clarinet as a Jew Flute.

by Dallas jew January 31, 2021

Jew sandwich

two peices of bread put together beacuse a person is too cheap to buy the meat for the inside.

Mike : Hey want to go to Outback for dinner?
Ralph : I can't afford it, but i'll go eat a jew sandwich there.

by jizzle thomas June 5, 2007

jew me

term use when gettin over.(jew stores tend to be slightly higher than regular convient stores) over sellin a product on the streets

dude tried to jew me on these set of speakers.
i jewed this dude on those rims.

by jamesFIZZLE December 8, 2006

Jew with benefits

A Jewish person who celebrates Hanukkah but also Christmas (just for the extra presents)

Jew: Merry Christmas!!
Gentile: What? You're Jewish! You only celebrate Hanukkah
Jew: I'm a Jew with benefits. I celebrate both.

by roflobster210 December 28, 2011