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Monster House

Verb

To punch/kick/thump/etc. someone so hard that it breaks a giant hole in them, then fill it with concrete to make sure said part is haunted for eternity
"Jim stole your Girlfriend"

"i'm going to monster house his bumole!!!"
by THATKIDCHALKIE April 15, 2014
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Bless this House

When you go visit someone's house and the first thing you do when you arrive is head straight to the bathroom to poop.
Joan: Welcome to my house.
Biff: Thanks, where's your bathroom, I need to bless this house.
by DanHomer December 13, 2007
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Black House

What the White House was renamed to after Barack Obama was elected the new president.
Whitehouse.gov is the official web site for the Black House and President Barack H. Obama, the 44th President of the United States.
by blibbertibs March 29, 2009
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Witch House

The best and one of the darkest genres of electronic that didn't deserve to die.
2022 will be the year Witch House makes a comeback!
by K-Dogg1 April 17, 2021
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House intro

The situation of someone having dizzy spells, hallucinations, or other medical symptoms before collapsing and requiring hospital care. Named after the acclaimed medical drama.
Dave: Stop jogging, I'm getting lightheaded and I'm feeling faint.

Steve: You'd better sit down. I don't want this to become a House intro.
by JackTracker December 18, 2008
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Dark House

A game normally played while under the influence. Meanwhile sitting in the dark with several people reminiscing and telling stories.
"Ah last we played dark house. "
by unforgettablek November 14, 2011
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House a joint

Jamal: You wanna get some munch?
Marquis: Yeah, I was gonna go house a joint from 7-11 anyways
by Lil clit November 19, 2017
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