Jizz witch

A female with an unnatural likeness to sperm. Usually to the level of collecting seimen in a jar to cast a spell on the man who unloaded the load. Much like a voodoo doll.
Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch
by Dapusha April 07, 2019
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Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out , you’re fucked
I’m over here gettin witch fucked in this card game.
by JusThis513 January 31, 2023
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Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out you’re still fucked
I’m gettin witch fucked in this game right now .
by JusThis513 January 31, 2023
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Witches brew

My shit looks like witches brew because I had to many wings last night
by 3littlewindowsills June 09, 2022
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Witches Brew

A liquidy, bubbly fart--think of the simmering, foul concotion typically found in a witch's pot--that unfortunately results in a little surprise in one's underwear, and comes with the sickening realization that something slipped out that shouldn't have. Most uncomfortable and difficult to explain when in a public place, far from a toilet. Impossible to deny.
I was getting blown by this hot chick last night when I got a sudden episode of witches brew and she threw up on my balls.
by Charlie777 February 06, 2014
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The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom
The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.
by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020
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