Washington George

The first president of the united states

Washington George moaned, he "celebrated" winning the first ever presidential election by boning his wife.

by pseudonym moaned November 29, 2020

Port Washington

A part of Long Island sorta close to NYC. Train station is central for anyone drunk bar-goers and some other questionable people.It's whatever, people say it's a shit hole but it's average. Elementary schools are nice, the middle school is trash, high school is the best out of them all. All the rich people like in Sand Points, people like some executive or creator of Arizona, Johnny Winter, Adam Sandler, (oof) Chris Rock, and probably some other people. Manorhaven is a fucking trainwreck because of the fact it's the country's most densely populated village. If you're going to Main Street near Weber GOD FORBID you go at 3-4 on a Friday. Your car with be swallowed by pre-pubscent children watching David Dobrik and Shane Dawson. All I have to say about Port, *mostly Manorhaven* Godspeed.

yo Port Washington is trash
no
yo Port Washington's middle school is bad
yes

by bigboyjess July 10, 2018

George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.

1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"

by F.Underwood December 22, 2015

Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”

Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.

by vacqe September 26, 2025

Eastern Washington

120 degrees in the summer, -20 degrees in the winter. Everyone smokes fucking weed. Every day is 4/20. Literally empty except for one or two cities here and there and some stupid weed shops. Most people there are probably active on r/trees.

Q: Hey i wanna smoke weed legally where should I go?
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.

by Omskmapping July 7, 2022

George YHWH Washington

George YHWH Washington, is the patriotic American name, for God, of The Bible.

Do you know George YHWH Washington, gave the ancient Israelites, The Ten Commandments? That's why America, shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!

by I'mcrazy December 6, 2023