Monster House

Verb

To punch/kick/thump/etc. someone so hard that it breaks a giant hole in them, then fill it with concrete to make sure said part is haunted for eternity

"Jim stole your Girlfriend"

"i'm going to monster house his bumole!!!"

by THATKIDCHALKIE April 15, 2014

Bless this House

When you go visit someone's house and the first thing you do when you arrive is head straight to the bathroom to poop.

Joan: Welcome to my house.
Biff: Thanks, where's your bathroom, I need to bless this house.

by DanHomer December 13, 2007

Black House

What the White House was renamed to after Barack Obama was elected the new president.

Whitehouse.gov is the official web site for the Black House and President Barack H. Obama, the 44th President of the United States.

by blibbertibs March 29, 2009

Clam house

When you fart forward instead of backward and it shoots through your labia (vag lips)

"Damn, I just pulled a clam house on myself"

by Magnificentbitch007 January 2, 2022

Chicken House

The vagina, pussy, snatch, etc. Where the eggs are.

Christine shaved her chicken house.

by Goofnut August 26, 2022

House Rape

A situation where a large number of uninvited house guests intentionally crash a party, consume large quantities of food and drink.

Adrian, has a party for some good friends and neighbors. Liz knows about the party, but is not invited. Liz decides to invite the entire neighborhood and claim that Adrian initiated the invite. The end result is Adrian's party having a significant number of guests and leaving him feeling house raped.

by LudaChris August 25, 2013

House Boner

Visually stimulating house, which gives you a boner.

"LOOK AT THAT VICTORIAN MANSION! OH HOY MAMA! I HAVE THE BUGGEST HOUSE BONER!"

by minimoses2014 October 23, 2013