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by Darklorax_best_memepage November 3, 2019

Dark Fucks

Dark fucks are when you have so few fucks to give, that you go dark, and only give fucks for malevolent goals like destroying the organization that has destroyed your soul or ruining the counselor that has forced you into counseling.

Dave, you seem energetic, like you suddenly have fucks to give. No, but I am going to burn down this building; I only have dark fucks to give.

by kinkybabysteps April 13, 2022

The Dark Chills

An "Alternate underworld" of sorts. If you don't want to go to heaven, hell, purgatory, reincarnate, or any of those other things, then you can go to the Dark Chills. The name was first coined when the bridge to the Beatles' song "I Am the Walrus" was played backwards for the first time. You can find this on youtube. It's presumably run by the Grim Reaper and is dark and cold--duh.

Forwards: "Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun"
Backwards: "Worst of all, he's in the Dark Chills. Remember this please..."

"I don't believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in the Dark Chills!"

Facebook; Religious views: Dosn't matter, I'm going to the Dark Chills anyway...

by ChromeBumper August 30, 2010

Xtreme Darkness

Xtreme Darkness is a browser-based money-management game that is space-themed founded by Clan XD

you must first experience Xtreme Darkness before you can walk in the light.

by X[D_JordanPaul November 23, 2020

dark psychology

Something my friend is convinced he's a shadow wizard master lvl 50 at and im a noobie lvl 1 rookie simp at.

Guy 1:" Dude! Did you see him using his dark psychology wissen powers on her?!??!?!"
Guy 2:"Yeah dude! It was so rad! He totally picked her up!!"

by EnimTheWizard November 8, 2023

Dark horse

One who keeps himself or his aims hidden. Keeping things secret, or concealed even seemingly pointless secrets they can be referred to as a dark horse when the interest, relationship, or action is revealed. Perhaps surprising, unexpected, even vaguely scandalous.

"Did you hear Dick won a mountain biking race?"
"Wow! What a dark horse, I thought he was a couch potato!!!"
"Trent has a new hot younger girlfriend, they were keeping it secret because he's her dad's friend"
"What a dark horse!!!"

by Ms Marple September 16, 2021

dark promise

A promise that does not contain any good but dismay and dispirit ones enthusiasm and hope

The old man lamented weired words that sounded like a dark promise to the violent man

by peterz N May 31, 2019