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Captain Large

An entity that harnesses the strengths that is above the level of a super saiyan god. Approach with extreme caution, because he has a habbit of giving wedgies and stealing lunch money to buy more weed for his addiction. Also highest ranked Captain of the bottle army on button moon, who doesn't take 'no' for an answer. Has also claimed the lives of many threats, such as Sargent banger, and his silly sausages. He also defeated the likes of HateIsHere, and double4anime.

(Pretty much you should stay away if you value your existence, he will swallow you hole)
Better watch out you G-nome, or I'll call Captain large on your ass.
by Captain Large March 19, 2019
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Captain Clank

Someone in sports who hits the rim/post in a clutch situation.
We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.
by The Bizzle October 7, 2004
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Captain Harlock

by King Tarek November 23, 2021
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Percussion Captain

Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.
"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"
by Person :)! September 11, 2009
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Captain China

The Captain of any team who personally doesn't do any work. Usually named Larry or something
Lad 1: Did you see Captain China over there doing work?
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.
by Penisass3465 March 30, 2019
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Captain Tasmania

1: Kim Dracula's fan base appointed Superhero name.

2: Kim Dracula's superhero persona in the Superhero music video.
Did you see Captain Tasmania?!

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!!! No!!! Its... It's.... KIIIIMMMMM DDDRRRAAAACCCCUUUUULLLLLAAAAAA!
by LXXLoveRoulette August 20, 2023
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Captain crunching

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position
I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.
by Devonwolfman February 24, 2022
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