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wank rage

The feeling of rage one gets if they have not had a wank (i.e. masturbated) for a while. Similar to the rage one might experience during a dry spell.

Often caused by unrealistic challenges, such as trying not to masturbate for a week or more.

Not to be confused with wankerage or wankage.
Person A: Dude, can I have some gum?
Person B: JUST FUCK OFF!
Person A: What the hell man?
Person B: Sorry dude... I've just got some serious wank rage.
Person A: You are forgiven, poor soul.
by The Wankrager March 1, 2009
mugGet the wank ragemug.

Curtain Wank

The act of masturbating into a curtain.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
John: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
by The Curtain Fucker August 17, 2011
mugGet the Curtain Wankmug.

Wonder Wank

When you begin to have "feelings" for a girl that appear as love but may just be lust you begin to think of an elaborate future together in your pants. However, in order to establish whether or not this is love you will masturbate, or "wank" thinking of them, sometimes with the aid of pictures. After climaxing you begin to regain your normal though process and are no longer thinking with your dick. If the feelings stay its love, if not then it was not meant to be.
" I wasn't sure if should ask her out, so I did a quick wonder wank and realized how annoying she was"

"I had a quick wonder wank and I KNOW I love her!"
by trissy2662 January 16, 2015
mugGet the Wonder Wankmug.

Wig Wank

When a girl wraps her hair/pony tail around a guy's johnson, and proceeds to pleasure him by moving her head back and forth.
She wrapped her hair around his johnson and started headbanging in time to the music, it was a great wig wank
by michaeldouglasboy January 29, 2010
mugGet the Wig Wankmug.

Wanking Widget

A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking
Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!
by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014
mugGet the Wanking Widgetmug.

speed wank

it is someone who wanks and cum's in a matter of seconds
adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition
by lukeboi June 28, 2006
mugGet the speed wankmug.

Bicycle wank

A special male masturbation position. It is performed whilst lying on your back with your legs in the air like the "Air Cycling" excercise. One hand is used to maintain balance whilst the other is used to do the masturbating. The typical outcome of this activity is ejaculating in one's own face.
I had a bicycle wank and got myself right in the eye.
by Subsong April 22, 2010
mugGet the Bicycle wankmug.

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