Plants

Those things I spend a lot of money on that die instantly no matter what I do.

Did you hear that he killed his plants again?

by Fuckyou66790169 April 15, 2020

plant

To pile drive your penile area into a small hole in the ground

Sage wanted me to plant her garden.

by Daddy long peen January 9, 2019

plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.

Plant sex is cringe!

by plantsix February 17, 2021