loaf

the retarded, kylé chenner version of oof

that’s a fat loaf

by lackell December 8, 2018

Chicken loaf

That thick fluorescent green phlegm you hock up that tastes like chicken loaf. It's universal; everyone gets it

"i've never eaten chicken loaf before.. "
Barks a chesty cough and hocks up thick green gollie

"but I feel like I don't need to to know what it tastes like"
Spits impressive gollie in small container to keep aside for visiting Mongolian friend who will appreciate a good loaf of chicken

by Samibee11 December 9, 2018

hot loaf

A large very dry and very shit smelling shit that 9 times out of 10 requires no toilet paper.

Oh lord, Troy just dropped a hot loaf. I can smell it from here!

by Pablo'sCarWash37 July 30, 2017

Loaf

Poop, particularly firm or constipated poop

I just laid a giant loaf.

by hottiethottie11 October 25, 2018

get that loaf

new word for “bread”. To get that loaf refers to getting money. Cannot be plurral.

get that loaf can be defined as:
“imma get this loaf this weekend”
“no one cares craig”

by youresupercoolseif October 31, 2018

BED LOAF

When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.

Last night was so crazy I'm going to be a bed loaf all day.

by raff the real February 24, 2019

Loafs

Low life’s sucking money and housing out of their boss’

It is time to get rid of the loafs in our business.
It is times to get rid of the loafs in our life.

by Olpust27 December 15, 2018