Smooch-ma-Gooch

A phrase a man uses to tell another person to give him oral sex. It is mainly used as a comeback.

You got a problem with me? You can go smooch-ma-gooch!

by Smoochmagooch16 March 22, 2010

gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.

"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.

by sean henny September 6, 2010

zuch my gooch

The act of rubbing a floppy head on the gooch

I really need to zuch my gooch tonight

by Bryguy98 February 11, 2018

chase licks gooch

chase licks gooch This word comes from the tribe called the chasenolikepussyians....The word chase licks gooch means to lick ones skin between the all mighty dangling scrotum and the endless pit of bung.

"dude, i heard chase licks mad gooch in his free time."

by Steven Allbright April 13, 2005

wooki gooch hair

when a girl has long disgusting gooch hair. The hair is not only long but catches dingleberrys, and smells like hot sauna sweat.

Ex.

adam:yo did you get with that girl last night?

gomez:na bro she has "wooki gooch hair"

adam:no please stop talking.

gomez:dude..NEVER again!

by dilferdue January 3, 2013

Sushi Gooch

An old folktale that came from japan many centuries ago. Mainly, it means that u have a stanky gooch that spreads throughout the butthole, and the testes, creating a sushi odor.

"Sir would you like to try our new special?"
"Sure, what would that be?"
"Fresh from the stove, hand made sushi gooch"
"YEA!"

by Area 51 March 5, 2005

Gooch guilty pleasure

The guilty pleasure a man gets from rubbing his fingers along his unwashed gooch before valiantly sniffing them and nodding his head in approval.

Man 1 - "Hey man, did you just see that guy slyly rub his gooch and then sniff them valiantly, subsequently nodding like that dog of the churchill adverts?"

Man 2 - "Sure did bro. That guy must love a bit of gooch guilty pleasure."

by breeski December 16, 2010