Heyes Gearing

heyes gearing, a mad lad with a huge penis, he reeks masculinity and is a amazing lad, great at smash bros, he does not let his father Kingjaspergaming stop him in his tracks, he is doused and lathered in extra virgin olive oil for keeping the ladies from spreading their legs.

friend: hey have you seen heyes gearing?
me: yeah he is a great man I love him

by big man little man December 9, 2021

Gears

Old man who is also a smart ass faggot.

"Hey do you fw Mosquitos?"
"No I don't fuck bugs weirdo."
"Who else but Gears."

by bearybandit February 27, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

Grind My Gears

to make a person SO ANGRY that their Gears are effectively Ground.

don’t Grind My Gears… you’re skating on thin ice

by P-Grizzy-Expert March 10, 2022

Gear Whore

In MMORPGs, it is a person merely acts all buddy-like towards another to obtain their gear. Not to be confused by noobs who beg for gear. A typical gear whore will lure this particular person to give their gear for them to use. This requires the person, the gear whore, to create a "friendship" to ensure their plan of obtaining gear is a success. When the particular person begins to trust them and hand the gear, the gear whore will show off to other members how good they are... when the gear whore in reality... never did anything legitimately to earn gear.

John: How did you get that gear?
John: I have not heard from you in days.
Jane: I have new buddies.
John: No way. What did you do?
Jane: I'm not telling you. I got this gear from the marketplace.
John: Days ago, you were bashing about the guild and now you are buddies with them.

John: I smell a whore. A gear whore.

by Ryni L Ice December 31, 2014

Metal Gear

The most confusing franchise in history.

Guy 1: Hey dude, have you seen the timeline of metal gear?

Guy 2: yeah man, didn’t understand shit.

by Nig- July 21, 2021

unmanned gear

An Unmanned Gear (UG) is a piece of weaponry seen throughout the Metal Gear franchise (examples: Dwarf Gekko, Gekko, Raptor, GRAD and that’s all I can think of)

Guy: Hey have you seen the new Unmanned Gears of MGRR, the Dwarf Gekkos are back
Guy2: yeah

by ValentineFloofer July 20, 2022