Christopher Ortiz

He is looked at as a god of hope and the earth’s protector.

If I ever need Christopher Ortiz to help me. I pray to him amén.

by SmokeyOrtiz November 24, 2021

Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025

christopher franco

he is the hottest and sexiest man alive, the best mobile fortnite player to ever grace this earth. jr is ass compared to him. esteban wants to suck him but he is taken. esteban committed suicide after that. in his prime he was better at soccer than ronaldo and messi combined. rachel and nana are very jealous because chris is going to be rich and they will live on the streets where they belong. jose has a crush on rachel tho.

christopher franco: exists*
everyone: marry me pls
christopher franco: fuck you

by Hdhdbdhrbr May 24, 2022

Christopher

Watches lots of Pornography and hentai, and wants to fjck but no kids

Christopher Watches lots of Pornography and hentai, and wants to fjck but no kids

by fortnite_lover123469 April 27, 2022

Christopher

A Rapper/Trapper/Bad Bitch Snatcher

Christopher knows what he’s doing on that grill. Have you ever had any of Christopher’s Jerk Chicken?

by Hotwings06 November 24, 2021

Christopher Standart

Adjective; typically used to describe a gay man who is, though not limited to, a cunt, nigger, and non-Artie Award winner.

"I lost the best actor Artie to James Chihocki, ugh; I'm this year's Christopher Standart"

by Daniel Pruett January 19, 2020

Jean-Christophe

A sensitive boy with a sensible heart. He will always have an open ear for your conversations and a shoulder for you to rest your heavy head on when feeling down bad. He's very open minded and tries his best to work on his insecurities and weaknesses, all while being very open about them.

Jean-Christophe is also quite naïve, but in a good way! He's easily impressed by the smallest things and in order to piss him off you really need to irritate him big time!
In other terms: he's a natural. He's precious and will always try his best not to hurt your feelings :)

Girl: I'm feeling sad :(
Jean-Christophe: *Soft hug* Everything is going to be fine :)
Girl: Thank you Jean-Christophe! :')

by SucreRoux August 11, 2023