Faith Baker

Good neighbor

Hey faith baker you god of a neighbor.

by Musical41111 July 18, 2020

Shirley Baker

The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon

“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing”

by DefinitionGuy666 January 12, 2020

12 Beer Baker

To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.

"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."

"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"

by Jm@c1989 August 11, 2021

Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011

bakers virgin

Someone who has only slept with one person. Similar to a dozen and bakers dozen, bakers dozen is 1 more than a dozen.

That kid Adam only has one body, he’s a bakers virgin.

by ChickenSh1tter November 3, 2023

Ohio Baker

even saying this word destroys multiverses, its very powerful.

he is a Ohio Baker

by MarsmarsianE July 8, 2023

Alicia Baker

Pretty much just a stuck up brat, if your lucky enough you'll find a sarcastic one

"Hey, you seen how she acted?"
"Yeah, that's Alicia Baker for you"

by SinTheSloth June 26, 2018