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stone cold ass bitch, always ready to fight and fuck over your fam.
Friend: Hey isn't that your grandma from another state?
You: Fucking hell, that grandma from another state is a nasty ass bitch.
by fybnsad June 15, 2018
mugGet the that grandma from another statemug.

Grandma Gooey

Cheery woman who happily bakes cinnamon rolls while kids cheat, cry, and generally torture their care-takers on their way to King Kandy's Castle. It is alleged that Ms. Gooey was having a decades-long affair with Gloppy on Chocolate Mountain... which it is believed ultimately led to Gramma Nutt's sudden disappearance from Chocolate Mountain in late 2009.
Lily's mom thought Grandma Gooey's specialty was a truffle rather than a cinnamon roll, but Lily's mom went to ISU so it is most likely Lily is correct in this important matter.
by CandyFarmLand November 30, 2022
mugGet the Grandma Gooeymug.

The grandma

This occurs when after impregnated a girl and after the baby is "spat" out a girls stomach becomes stretched and worn out, this aslo applies to the breasts. The parts begin to sag and look wrinkled and old.
I'm gonna dump my girlfriend because after last year she became a 18 year old grandma, or looks like one.
by Chris Lee March 29, 2004
mugGet the The grandmamug.

Facebook grandma

An old lady that still uses Facebook or other boomer platforms.
Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.

Person2: Ratio.
by Naplii December 1, 2023
mugGet the Facebook grandmamug.

Grandma

The lady who gives you twenties in your card on your birthday
My Grandma only gave me a ten this year!
by Daddy_Devito36524/7 July 21, 2020
mugGet the Grandmamug.

mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)
Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses
by Mexican Seal April 18, 2021
mugGet the mexican grandmamug.

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