Porn tree

During the heat of the summer or, occasionally, those rare cold moments in Las Vegas when undesirable conditions happen outside, the local porn vendors forego standing outside pushing their little cards and instead cram their literature into all the helpless limbs of the local foliage,then proceed to take refuge inside the climate controlled goodness. Thus creating the "porn tree".

"man it's hot out here".
"ya, but at least the porn trees are in full bloom".

by slick ass February 20, 2009

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Peel porn

When you peel something off of another thing and it is satisfying to both watch and do.

"Have you seen the peel porn yet?"
"Yeah. I did the peel porn with my new mirror."

by Some tumblr trash July 30, 2016

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Porn Lord

Someone who buys or downloads a lot of porn, therefore is the place to get your porn fix.

John is the local porn lord, have a bondage fetish, he's got it, what about a bestiality fetish, you're weird.

by A porn lord December 15, 2010

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goblin porn

the name given to the random pages of porn you find in the wood, park etc.

guy1

"man theres goblin porn in the woods"
guy2
"i m on my way..."

by bradman491 May 5, 2009

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Good Porning

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun

"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"

by Kerblasser April 12, 2010

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