porch turkey

It is a term used for white folks standing on a porch such as its counter-part porch monkey

Man look at that porch turkey

by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017

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pubescent turkey

Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible

Example A:

*12 year old boy tries to act 14*

You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.

Example B:

Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.

You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.

*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"

Example C:

Person: Laura you're being a bitch.

You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.

by saltyturkey May 27, 2016

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Turkey sweats

When you eat too much turkey and get real sweaty.

Can be used for other foods: pizza sweats, sandwhich sweats, taco sweats

Man, I've got the turkey sweats big time.

by Turkeysweats May 11, 2016

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Spicy Turkey

When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.

I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.

by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019

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Turkey turds

It is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. They are called turkey turds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.

Lets make some turkey turds for the barbeque tonight.

by Polar007 October 28, 2012

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