Turkey turds

It is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. They are called turkey turds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.

Lets make some turkey turds for the barbeque tonight.

by Polar007 October 29, 2012

Pilfered Turkey

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent

No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!

by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020

Pulling a Turkeys

to choke, to lose, to get one's ass kicked, to fail, to recieve a beatdown, to leave points on the bench.

"That loser really got his ass kicked in the big game."

"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."

"Fo sho."

by TeaOwe September 28, 2008

Loose turkey

A loose ass

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!

by Lex looger December 20, 2019

Turkey sweats

When you eat too much turkey and get real sweaty.

Can be used for other foods: pizza sweats, sandwhich sweats, taco sweats

Man, I've got the turkey sweats big time.

by Turkeysweats May 10, 2016

naked turkey

After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey

Dude I fucked her with my naked turkey

by Yung shaq November 30, 2015

Turkey drippings

When semen drips out of a woman’s vagina post intercourse

Billy really enjoyed smelling those turkey drippings on her panties.

by BigMacNova June 21, 2018