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the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.
Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa
by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021
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Liar's Touch

Describes an individual who makes up outlandish lies for attention and/or clout. People inflicted with the Liar's Touch may deny all evidence discrediting their lies and will get angry when confronted. Symptoms include; vague statements, sobbing for sympathy during a general conversation, and bringing up their fake problems on a daily basis.

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.
Person 1: "Nick told me his friend moved to New Zealand and died from AIDS!"
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."
by Rayae February 9, 2021
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Trump's touch

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.
by Zariza January 31, 2020
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Bandini touch

The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.
Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.
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Touch the item

Touching the item means acquiring something of high value with low quantity's. Which make this item hard to get so therefore your touching the item.
Going to touch the item right now hope I get it they only have 5 in stock.
by CookchatHOK January 9, 2020
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faggots' touch

When working on something that takes extra care or detail, and you must be careful with it.
That door blank cost 2500 dollars. It's going to take a faggots' touch to chisel out the hinges.
by morningkaufey May 7, 2018
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cappin a touch

-it's amost like "Half way to 1st BASE", coming close too but not even close too all the way, without intent, couldn't help it
- DAM her boobs are so big, when I greeted her I skimmed off them. I hope she don't blam me for "cappin a touch"
by GODloljking November 17, 2006
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